Artist: Panic! at the Disco
Album: Vices and Virtues (Shockhound bonus track)
even if u dont like one direction u kinda do like one direction
WPSIATWIN: we never want to be cool, but we resent everyone who never thought we were cool
FWN: we met all the cool people, and now we resent them for thinking we’re cool. we are NOT like them.
Humbug: sex and drugs are totally cool, but we totally aren’t
SIAS: lol ok we’re cool. but only in an ironic way, so we can play it off as a joke if this doesn’t work out
AM: we are so fucking cool.
now i’m imagining people walking into the great hall for breakfast and then lee jordan comes barrelling through with their megaphone going “OOOOOOOOOOH GUESS WHO’S PANSEXUAL???? IT’S OLIVER WOOD” while oliver walks behind them giving the finger guns and winks to everyone at breakfast